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Christians' what do you think of my Atheist rap?

Only up to 10 page

I've heard bull$hit history age

About people living to be hundreds of years old

It's the best fairy tale, it's sure to make you LOL

And of course the hanging of the cross

It's been proven that your body would've just fallen off

Because there's this thing called gravity

The bible is a cavity

Maybe the greatest prank of all time

But fvck it, trying to convince you is a waste of time

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  • paul c
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Your a child or a childish adult. You hardly make sense. Didn't anyone ever tell you, "If you don't know what your writing about, writing just proves how simple minded you are." If you weren't so clueless, I would try to explain some of the things you don't understand. But I'm sure it's a waste of time.

    Do you say simple things to real people too ? Or are you only foolish online ?

    The computer is a tool that people can use to ask questions, that they might not feel comfortable asking in person. Or questions they want a group to answer. You can save people from ignorance, by sharing the truth. Or you can show people your ignorance, by telling lies. It's not a forum for fools to attack the things they don't understand. That all your doing, being foolish and attacking something you don't understand.

    Say what you've written here, to a group of strangers. As they moan at your childishness, realize that's what happens here, when people read your goofy opinionate nonsense. Sure other children join in and leave dopey comments. What do you learn from that ? That there are other children in the world. Didn't you know that all ready ?

  • 7 years ago

    Well don't quit your job just yet. And sure, if you don't correctly perform a crucifixion the body will fall off but that doesn't mean they weren't common practice. They happened all the time in fact. There are two methods I know of. One involves the arms being bound and separated from each other while the legs are bound together using rope. The other involves the first step as well as steaks being thrust through your appendages to make it suck just that much harder.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Nice try, but I really think you should stick to prose. Your poetry doesn't scan very well. And you're right. Trying to convince people - waste of time. I shouldn't bother if I were you.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    It's a pathetic attempt, better luck next time at your degradation hey?

  • ?
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Certainly no Eminem, but keep at it.

  • 7 years ago

    you aint no Eminem

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