Whats your favorite blonde joke?

A blonde walks into a bar on Christmas. Gets arrested for breaking and entering.

What does a blond usually do after having sex on a date?

She gets out of the car and walks home.

Why do blonds wear hoop earrings? Someplace to rest their ankles.

How do you keep a blond busy for hours? Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.

How do you drown a blond? Put a mirror at the bottom a swimming pool.

What do you do if a blond throws a stick of dynamite at you? You light it, and throw it back.

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator when a guy with really bad dandruff walks in. After he gets off the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I think we should give him Head and Shoulders."

The blonde says, "Good idea, but how are we gonna give him shoulders?"

Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a river.

One shouts out," How do I get to the other side?"

The other shouts back," You are on the other side!"

Alan: hey wanna hear a horror story?

Blond: K

Alan: *farts*

Blond: lol

Alan: K

Blond: K

why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?

Cause it said 'concentrate'...