Will the flying spaghetti monster forgive christians for their sins?

Of course.

He will embrace them with his noodly appendages, and let them float off forever in the warm embrace of eternal bolognaise sauce.

At least that's what the Book of Pasta says.

I'm not surprised some Christians believe in flying spaghetties.

Only if you die a horrific death and endure 'redemptive suffering,' which is a way to participate in the sufferings of Christ..........as if reading this dung board isn't painful enough. Oh, and you'll have to say 3 Hail Mary's while standing on your head on the 3rd tuesday of every other month.

I don't know. His Noodliness does not forgive easily.

yes

No, He will boil them for all eternity and then they will be sorry but it will be too late.

Be right back, I'm going to stroke from laughing.

sure once I get done eating it

yes..........//

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