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How does Santa claus cope with reindeer s#it flying at his face, at high speed, while riding on his sleigh?

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  • 7 years ago
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    Most probably during his younger years he had been trained as an astronaut.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    He made an example out of the 10th reindeer--the appropriately named Dumpy. Dumpy was made into sausage. He reminds them about venison, the food chain and the hundreds of hungry elves that he needs to feed 3 times a day, 365 days a year. The other 9 reindeer now know better.

    Source(s): Fact.
  • 7 years ago

    We're talking about enchanted reindeer here. These supernatural creatures do not produce waste matter so nothing would be flying at Santa Claus.

  • 7 years ago

    1. He likes getting pelted with it

    2. He wears a protective mask (like a welders helmet)

    3. he sewed their bungholes shut

    4. he stops for bathroom breaks

    Source(s): My ass
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