Can you make me feel better ?

The thing about feeling like crap is a good thing cause ...when u start feeling better u will be more thankful....

we all have those days.... sorry its your turn I had it last week....but u can't give it back..against the rules *cough * ..

youtube has a lot of prank videos that are funny and will make u laugh...

You've heard of pokemon right? Like any other kid back in the late 90s and early 2000s, it was the center of my life. I loved it, only reason why I got up in the mornings. As I got older and as it got worse, I became more educated and I realized some things didn't add up. How the hell did pokemon reproduce and lay eggs. I mean you know they laid eggs because they said so in the show. But how on earth did some of the pokemon lay their eggs. Take ghost pokemon. It's a frickin ghost! How did it even mate if it doesn't even have a body!? What gives. And if it's just gas, the egg would literally have to pop out of thin air. Wanna know what else doesn't make sense, the rock pokemon. It's a piece of rock. How's it going to lay an egg? It'd have to use the move Earthquake on itself in order to create an opening. Come on Pokemon, at least make it make sense if the pokemon are going to reproduce.

Have you ever seen one of those Smart Cars up close before? These things are so small and light, it's no surprise that they have great gas mileage. But it's so cramped inside of there. You can't be any taller than 5'6 to be able to drive comfortably. But the horn sounds like any other horn. Here you are driving this puny little car and when go to lay on the horn you just want to say to yourself, "Whoa there. I think someone hit puberty early because her voice does not match her size." I would not feel safe driving one of these things. What's going to happen when you get into a crash or worse, stuck on the tracks when a passenger train is coming. "It's going, it's going. 40 yard line, 50, 35, 20 yard line. It's a field goal!!! Did you see that thing fly in the air! That was incredible!"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Joke I saw on dailyrecord :)

well lets see im a nice lady and wish you many smiles and butterfly kisses,or eskimoe kisses,white horses falling in the mud, blessings for you and yours always, love someone out there ; }well you have to say that my first interpreutation of the question was ...a little off tried to make you feel good and smile forgot the humor part

1. Wet wood can't burn.

2. True happiness comes from within.

3. If watching comedy serials could give happiness, there won't be a single unhappy person in this world.

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how about try to talk to a telephone pole? and back to pokemon, I never see a normal animal like duck or chicken in that film, so what meat they eat? pokemon meat?

Enjoy feeling crap - best way to make it go away!

watch the kanye west bound 2 music video....and after that watch the james franco bound 2 parody music video..first one is just a music video but watch it fully though..and the second one is a funny parody of it lol

You do only good work, also do man kind work-You will be all right very soon--

You feel better ,If you try some better.