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Looking for some good one-liners?

I'm putting together a video and the basis of it is someone who really can't carry on a conversation without being like "Uhhhhh." In the middle of every word. So, some good one-liners towards the person who is saying "Uh". They can be redneck or ghetto too just make sure they're funny. Thanks! <3

Update:

One-liners as in making fun if the person saying "Uhhhhh."

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  • 7 years ago
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    I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

    Your mere presence is depriving some village of its idiot.

    You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

    You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and today you will learn a lot.

    Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

  • 7 years ago

    So, that weather, right? What's up with that?

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