How can I pass this drug test?

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Okay, let me explain first. & please read all of this before answering.

I'm on probation for 6 months for getting busted with weed. It's a long story. In November, I smoked with some friends, but before that I've been clean for almost 5 months. I came back home the following Sunday, got a call from my probation officer & he said I have to go by his office to see him that Thursday. So of course I was freaking out. I talked to some friends, & they told me to just drink a lot of water everyday & even the day of the test. I'd say I drunk about 10 glasses a day, used the bathroom every 2 minuets & the day before I chugged a whole thing of non-sweetened cranberry juice. So the day of the test I went in, we talked & then he told me to go into the bathroom. I peed in the cup & my urine was clear, looked almost like water. The woman giving me the test came back in & was like "Do you drink a lot of water?" & I was like "Yeah." I was nervous, obviously, when I sat back down in my officer's office. 5 minuets later he came in & told me I passed the test.

Now here's the situation I'm in now: me & my friend smoked 3 times. Once was the ending of November, the next was the beginning of December & the last time was after Christmas. I have to meet my officer January 6th & I've been drinking water like mad. 

If I do the same thing I've done last time, will I pass the test again?

Britt · Accepted Answer

Cenax,

Your  lengthy  explanation   means  absolutely  
nothing.

You  broke  the  law,  and  you  are  still  breaking 
the  law.

So,  here's  the  deal.  I know  everything  there  is
to know  about  your  little  problem.   I  will  tell
you  two  things:

a:   There  is  nothing  you  can  do   but  take
          the  test.   You  get  caught  dirty,  your
          P.O.  can  ask  the  ADA  on  your  case
          to  apply  for  an  acceleration.   That  may  
          put  you  in  prison.

b:   THC  is  fat  soluble.   It  takes  many  days  to
          get  that  crap  out  of your  system.

They  use  a  very,  very  expensive machine,
          to test  with,  that  has  been  WAY  WAY
          improved  since  they  started  making  them
          39  years  ago.   They  are  quite  horribly  good
          for   determining  substances  in  solution.  They
          run  about  75,000  dollars  a copy,  and   they
          cannot  be  fooled.   You  try  to  put  something  in
          your  urine  sample,  it  will  see  it,  and  report  it
          to  the  operator  in  a   hard  copy   print-out.

My advice ?   Either  get  smart,  and  stop  using,
          or  move  to a  state  where  they  don't  mind  
          people  doing  what  you do.

Life  is  simple....if  you  let  it  be  simple.

Britt

? · Answer

Water has nothing to do with it. If you want to pass the test then don't do drugs. Idiot.

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