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Greg
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Greg asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 7 years ago

How to get R. Kelly out of my closet?

I didn't see him, but i know it has to be him because he is singing about how he is in the closet.. how do i get him to leave?

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    slip gay porn underneath your closet door

  • SECRET DESTROYER
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    mE would find a smoking hot teenaged girl and put her right in front of the closet. He has been known to have weakness for young hot teenage females. Putting hot teenaged female outside closet is like putting cheese out for a mouse.

    Source(s): R.Kelly's was married to the late Aaliyah when she was 15 years old.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaliyah
  • ?
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    Call Tom Cruise and John Travolta. They'll know what to do. They've been stuck in closets before.

    Source(s): Hahahahahaha. God I love South Park.
  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Give him a greatest hit.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    He's the world's greatest, he can pretty much do whatever he want, he can even fly!

  • winterbee
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Convince him he can fly

  • ?
    7 years ago

    whos that?

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Kill him

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    no

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    let him pee on you

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