what is the most miraculous event that you have ever survived?

Birth

Middle school. *shudder*

LUNCH.

I was 70 feet up a tree. The branch broke and there was nothing between me and the ground.. A gust of wind hit me pushed me against the trunk of the tree slowing my discent and I landed on my feet with no injury.

My birth...assumed that my mother was sterile

Religion is not based on miracles. Miracles were performed as a confirmation that a higher authority, such as one who is a creator and only a creator could perform. The feeble minded sought miracles for entertainment, and missed the entire point of it all.

Since there is no such thing as miracles, every event I've survived is equally miraculous. Right now, I'm sitting in a chair. Sitting in a chair is the most miraculous event I've ever survived.

I farted in an elevator and got out before anybody suspected me