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I KNOW they're tryin' to kill me. Any help?

Not posted in the wrong category. The international demographics here are tremendous.

I've been locked in mortal combat with the gopher from hell and its progeny since 1986. I have a chair in the garden and last night they undermined it and I almost wound up on my butt this am.

What doesn't work:

Those smoke bombs you light and stick in a hole and cover. Just pissed 'em off and the half burnt stick was shoved out of the hole the next am. Chewing gum. Supposed to plug 'em up and kill 'em. They had it for dessert.

What else is there? But I don't want to just kill 'em. I want them to feel the agony my squash and garlic felt.

Any help?

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  • 7 years ago

    Snakes

  • 7 years ago

    You either set baited traps or put up with them.

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    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    Get some big snakes.

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