what is the funniest line you've heard about a relationship with each zodiac sign?

Aqua: what is that?

Sag: a plane?

Aqua: au contraire mon amie is a pink unicorn carrying a mistletoe and what happens under mistletoe?

Sag: you kiss?

Aqua:yup my dear

Sag: oh in that case is definitely a unicorn! And you know what happens next?

Aqua: i can guess

(they kiss)

(other scene)

Aqua pointing to a dish of "interesting" looking biscuits Sag made for aqua "oh I love meatballs!" Sag looks like a sad puppy and says "it's shortbread honey!" aqua "oh dear!"

(other scene)

Aqua gathered courage to ask Sag out and sends her a letter with a fake add for a competition saying "pink unicorn looking for wild cowgirl to venture the unknown please apply at 7pm at the station sincerely pink unicorn "

Etc etc aqua Sag is a good combination because they both think with their own head and are both nuts!

farout people are that stupid to follow zodiac signs and stuff? -_-'