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I made a GOD joke. Do you like it?
So a young man is out taking his Harley for a spin, just enjoying the day. Suddenly his front tire pops and he loses control off the road and WHAM right into a tree.
He begins floating thru a tunnel of light and realizes he's dead. A flash of light happens and PPOF he's standing on clouds in the sky. The only thing he sees is a chicken walking around, so he goes over to it.
To his amazement the chicken looks at him and says, "what's up?"
"who are you?" the man replies.
The chicken says, "I'm GOD"
The man gets very upset and goes into this huge rant about how the world is messed up and if GOD has unlimited power, why can't he just fix it all?
The chicken replies, "You know, I get bored. I built that thing one day and I just lost interest. I like trying new things"
The man gets violently upset and tries to strangle the chicken. A big flash of light blinds him and he wakes up to EMS saving his life.
When his family comes to see him in the hospital, they bring up the fact that he was dead and they ask him if he had a near death experience.
He nods his head yes.
They ask him if he met god and what he looks like?
The man replies, "you know, old tall guy, grey beard...."
7 Answers
- Anonymous6 years ago
I heard that joke from a guy named George Carlin in the 70's.
he also said "also about American Dream , is called that way because, you have to be sleepy to believe it"
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- Anonymous6 years ago
Gun control means using both hands
- Anonymous6 years ago
Nope, I don't like it much.
Be more creative!
- mikew19532004Lv 76 years ago
Why didn't the guy ask anything important like "why did you cross the road?" or " was the egg first or was it yo mama?"
- Anonymous6 years ago
No
- Anonymous6 years ago
No, its dross