Will you help me save the planet?

If we can all hold our breaths for 3 minutes each day, change our underwear around once every 6 weeks, and stop cutting down oxygen-emitting weeds in our yards, we can save the earth's precious water supply and cut down on the carbon emissions cuttin' through the ozone layer! Who's with me? Just remember: you must COMMIT yourself to this lifestyle to save the planet, so don't get all wishy-washy when it comes to the underwear part.