Can Trump learn from the Calais truck drivers?

Plagued by muslim refugees sneaking into their cargo sections (to smuggle themselves into Britain), truck drivers are fixing pieces of PORK along cargo doors. (Pork DISGUSTS muslims, and people who eat pork Double Disgust them.)

Wall along the Mexican border, yes, but Donald only needs to sprinkle pork scratchings down the East Coast. This is my Extreme Vetting test for acceptance of Western values. It'll work like a crucifix to a vampire!