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? asked in HealthMen's Health · 4 years ago

I got drunk last night and put my penis in a water bottle and it s stuck. I ve tried everything, please help.?

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  • 4 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Cut it off.

  • 4 years ago

    Sure you did. If it's glass use a hammer to break it.If it's plastic use a knife, very, very carefully, to cut it off.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Use a pair of tweezers and pull it out.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    stick an ice cube up your ***, and when that doesn't work, go to the hospital..

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    insert a small tube and blow in the bottle; that will do the job, pushing your dick out

  • 4 years ago

    You just need to pull out your penus.

  • 4 years ago

    call your mom. she'll know what to do. im serious,

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