Am I dying?

What has looking through a telescope got to do with dying?

If you're worried about dying consult a doctor not an astronomer.

Thousands of people have looked at the stars through telescopes for centuries and not one of them has died from it.

It's not the stars - it's the oxygen.... everyone breathing oxygen eventually ends up dead. There's proof.

youve been dead for 13 billion years anyway. so you are surely used to it

Yes you are. Can I have your telescope.

That sucks.