what do albertans like to do when visiting toronto?

What do albertans like to do when visiting toronto? America will be last country to switch to Euro (antichrist's world currency). Aborted babies burn in hell for 33 and a half years; if pregnant, keep the kid and deliver at home because kids are chipped using ivs and vaccines in hospitals. Dentists and doctors chip patients secretly. Ultrasound leads to mark of the beast; don't do ultrasound, please. Abortion leads to breast cancer; a demon is released from hell for each aborted kid. Dogs can become possessed; don't keep dogs inside you home [Pelageya of Ryazan]. Walmart has technology to administer mark of the beast to those who have cat bacteria in their stomachs; stay away from cats [Afanasiy Sidyachiy]. Next false flag is the Statue of Liberty. Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep. Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist. Humans were created about 7525 years ago.

Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level; they will get out through sinkholes and lakes; to kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)moon 2)inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)in lake Baikal in Russia 4)in Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light.

Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on highways. Chipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, green mark by isotope rays is given on forehead/wrist. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell. If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you; burn documents because they're from Satan. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. Forgive me.

I'm an Albertan and I am currently living a couple hours west of Toronto for work. I haven't had the time to explore the city much but there's lots of great things to do around. You've got canadas wonderland, CN tower, the aquarium, museums, if your willing to drive a couple hours you can go see niagra falls, lots of nice beaches. I love Alberta for its mountains and hiking, but found a new love in Ontario for its water.

If you are visiting Toronto from Alberta, there's really only three reasons to be there...tourist, business traveller, or meeting family. So just like anyone else, Albertans will go see the sites, or attend a convention, or pop over to see a brother in Scarborough or the parents in Whitby.

It's not like you go to Toronto and see Albertans scaling the CN tower, riding a horse around the Don Parklands, or searching for the nearest ski hill. They don't stick out that much! Trust me.

Most of them just complain. Whining and complaining is just sort of the default setting for the people of Alberta.

Generally make arsseholes of themselves.

Oh the prairie lights are burnin' bright

The Chinook wind is a-movin' in

Tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound

Though I've done the best I could

My old luck ain't been so good and

Tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound

No one-eyed man could e'er forget

The Rocky Mountain sunset

It's a pleasure just to be Alberta bound

I long to see my next of kin

To know what kind of shape they're in

Tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound

It's good to be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound

It's good to be Alberta bound

Oh the skyline of Toronto

Is somethin' you'll get onto

But they say you've got to live there for a while

And if you got the money

You can get yourself a honey

A written guarantee ta make you smile

But it's snowin' in the city

And the streets and brown and gritty

And I know there's pretty girls all over town

But they never seem ta find me

And the one I left behind me

Is the reason that I'll be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound

It's good to be Alberta bound

Alberta bound, Alberta bound

It's good to be Alberta bound

It's good to be Alberta bound