Was Jesus Christ phat?

Go to bed you 12 year old phat ***

He was more than likely a lean, husky, robust, carpenter with a healthy diet of fish, eggs, vegetables, lamb, wine, water and bread. No drugs, no tobacco, no whisky, no artificial chemicals or hormones. At 33-years old, He was used to lifting heavy lumber and walking several miles a day.

Well the black slang word fat means excellent great cool hip well I would have to say that Jesus Christ was the most excellent and great person on Earth

No man,. Slim innit?

Yeah, he probably was.

If Jesus was 4ft-11" and weighed 512 pounds, it would explain why

the little baastard was not crucified at all, and as per Acts 5:30 (KJV) .....

“The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.”

I think not.

-Corvus Blackthorne

No, gluttony was and still is a sin.

Also, you need to let spellcheck do its job. It's "fat" not "phat". Yes a F sound can be spelled ph a lot like pharmacy, but fat is with an F.

Dude was phat fly.

Hells yeah, n****!

Most likely not.

He was a humble man, so I think he did not eat more than he needed.

Also foods were less fatty back then