What's the baddest thing you've ever done?

I've engaged in consensual sex with a married woman (and no, she wasn't married to me).

I broke those glass, animal shaped ornaments you put in book shelves and behind glass as a kid in a store. I think just one or more. It was years ago and remember running away with some relatives or cousins because I was too young and they couldn't afford anything at the time. The man who owns the shop was yelling at us, I really do feel bad.

Jaywalked. Hacked. Ran away from school during lunch. But never been caught!

Shat in a slurpee cup and gave it to little girls on my block(I was six).

Can't tell you because the Statute of Limitations hasn't run out yet.

Worst thing might be to have randomly disappeared from everyone I loved (*old good friendships), for awhile now. Some of us had issues in some ways and we were important to each other so it's a bad thing. Went insane quite a bit and didn't really explain anything. I mean they knocked and called and I just hid and freaked out, then I changed city, so it's a bit of a thing. I haven't really done anything bad otherwise excluding to myself. Maybe when I was 5 I answered a question incorrectly (?) or maybe not, but I am forgetting that. Idk.

I'm a good or useful person and would surely punish myself for anything wrong usually. Nothing that personal about myself usually for now.

drunk alcohol

jaywalk

Baddest, oh not badass.... Well I guess stealing candy from the shops without getting caught as a kid.