How can I get my name engraved onto an atom?

My goal is to make me feel powerful and important, to impress the ladies, to command respect from my peers, to instil fear and dread in my enemies, and perhaps to make a small profit along the way I feel strongly that having my name engraved on an atom would go a long way toward achieving all of that. But what kind of atom to choose? My preference would be gold, or perhaps carbon (diamond). Cost is of no importance to me, I have always known that one has to spend money to make money. What would be the best way to get started?