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Who's the "genius" who scheduled Thanksgiving to take place on the day before Black Friday?

How can I possibly be expected to fight my way to the front of the line to purchase a five dollar toaster when my stomach is about to explode from all the turkey I ate the night before?

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  • 2 years ago
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    Probably the same moron who scheduled Independence Day and the Fourth of July simultaneously. They shoulda drug tested him.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Use it to clear the area

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    BOOHOO...THANKSGIVING MATTERS...PILGRIMS DID THAT...WAKE UP...SHOPPING IS LESS IMPORTANT AND WHO WANTS CROWDS ANYWAY? ICK

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    you are as funny as a fart in a bathtub..............don't pop the bubbles !!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Black Friday was designed to be the day after thxgvn.

  • 2 years ago

    Thanksgiving came first.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    You have to pick up your fat and go walk fast when the door opens

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