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How do I convince people I’m NOT a witch?
Lately people have been accusing me of being witch. I’m totally NOT a witch but they don’t believe me. I think it’s ridiculous but I’m also scared they might try and lynch me or burn me at the stake (which I know Americans are acustom to.) What do I do?
15 Answers
- Anonymous2 years ago
I have no idea why people think that you're a witch but here in America they don't burn witches anymore. Perhaps you want to go to your local city licensing office and get yourself a license to sell herbs. And get yourself a license to call yourself an herbal healer. That way when people call you a witch you can show them your license and say nope I'm not a witch I'm a licensed healer.
- 2 years ago
Weigh yourself down with weights then get some religious crazies to throw you into deep water. Did you drown? Yes? Congratulations your not a witch!
- Anonymous2 years ago
Witches dont exist so u cant answer that b s question
- yesmarLv 72 years ago
It's easy and inexpensive to go to CVS and get an anti-witch kit. Once people see that patch on your arm you'll be good to go.
- CogitoLv 72 years ago
As witches don't exist, and in the USA no-one has been hanged for that alleged crime since 1706, there's no need to worry!
