Why would I waste my money on "all natural cleaners" when nothing about its ingredients can possibly clean something better than plain water?

Water does not remove grease.

Why, indeed. II can't think of any reason.

If you think nothing can clean better than plain water, then don't waste your money on any kind of soaps or detergents.

sorry kid, but I'm not sacrificing my cleanliness, sanitation and therefore also my health for a damn thing..

Unless you can prove that I wouldn't have to, in order to buy the "all natural" cleaners.

:)

Because they company that makes the stuff is being environmentally responsible, and should be rewarded. And we can't just keep wasting water, either. Besides, you deserve to feel good about the fact that you are sacrificing cleanliness and money for the cause. You are a martyr for a good cause. Almost a saint you could say.