Did the Queen call her ex butler Heath 'The Pet Shop Boy' because of his fondness for gerbils and similar small creatures?

Yes, those poor little creatures had a hell of a time, the R.S.P.C.A should have been informed.

That's right. He loves them battered and with turnip chips.

Dear Troll I write this note to tell you of your plight, because at the time of writing you are not a pretty site. Your face it is an anonymous blue, your brain a mushy mess, So I write this note to tell you why you're such a pest.. Now each day around 9 am you up come up on this site and write your silly thing. But you will never know the butler doesn't exist. So next time you write about him, do remember this, we are not fooled by your stupid thing so. run along and do it somewhere else.

Well it certainly wasn't because they had the looks and he had the brains...

No it was because he was a chutney ferret, still is.

Our Timothy loves West End Girls