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Sir Fractious
Sir Fractious asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 2 years ago

I'm a Conservative Christian now. I have converted. Take me to the river. Dip me in the water. Let's have a baptism party?

Update:

Jokes. I'll never be Conservative. However, am I Christian? Or, am I trolling? You'll have to guess.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    But are you obeying all of Jesus' sayings (Greek text) ?

  • magix151
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Fine. Will there be cake?

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Did you have your lobotomy yet?

  • brmxld
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    I have my doubts, oh great facetious one.

  • Cowboy
    Lv 6
    2 years ago

    Welcome to the funny farm....

  • John
    2 years ago

    shadap

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