What’s 5 improvements to the twilight movies that will make it more watchable 😂?

1. Add some flaws to the main character, so she can get rid of that Plain Jane Mary Sueishness

2. Get rid of all the ''we fall in love at first sight'' Yeah it's okay for a teen romance to be a little cheesy, But seriously Twilight take it to a whole new level. Every god damn guy in the school is in love with her, but she only goes after the mytical creatures - with one of them being a 107 year old virgin, who suddenly is attracted to her, and watch her sleep, even though he barely knows her (yeah that's attractive)

3. It's even more creepier, when her best friend couldn't have her, he goes after her DAUGHTER

4. I know vampires are supposed to be pale, but geez.. Would it kill them to add just a little tan? They look like blob fishes

5. The script. It's as bad as Riverdale

More dimensions to the actors, side plots, updated visual effects

Some of the scenes in that movie look kinda goofy looking back

And the actors act the same throughout lol

I remember liking them and the other day I tried to watch them and I couldn't even finish the first one

Also, they're so young? Like I swear Bella's like 14

Improve:

1. Source material

2. Script

3. Casting/acting

4. Directing

5. Shorten the run time

There bad in General

I've never seen them but I imagine that watching them while stoned would make them far more entertaining.

1. heroin

2. cast nicholas cage as the lead vampire kid

3. cast nicholas cage opposite himself as the lead girl, like they did with haley mills in the parent trap

4. vampires and werewolves aren't enough, we demand aliens and maybe zombie hellen keller

5. different source material

I only know of one movie, and I haven't seen the new TV show yet.

I would like to see original stories instead of so many remakes.

I'm sure this answer is a violation

and I apologize if it triggered anyone