26 years old and haven’t had sex in 8 months! I’m not that ugly lol. Any tips ?

Hit up the bars and clubs at closing time. Or try sites like Tinder.

Nothing's wrong with you ! I wouldn't worry about it. I would make sure to use a penis health creme to ensure that your private area is getting the proper treatment. The penis cremes keep your penis in optimal shape and let's be honest, that's something we all need.

Go to a nightclub early, do some groundwork before competition arrives. Qualify them, and reject them. Later, when they’re drunk, they may well want to sleep with you.

larry, who are you kidding, you are a virgin