If I smack...?

The act is gay but it doesn't mean that you're gay. Being gay means that you are sexually and romantically attracted to the same sex, that is what makes you gay. If you're sexually and romantically attracted to the same sex, then you're gay.

Your actions tell the truth. Accept yourself and deal with it.

If you weren't gay you wouldn't be slacking men's butts.

It means you're inappropriate, unless the other person is just okay with it. What makes you gay, or puts you on the spectrum, is if you're sexually attracted by men.

It makes you rude, it makes you someone who gets off on assaulting others but it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with your sexuality.

It doesn't seem to affect the men who play pro football.

Nah, you're only gay if you're romantically, emotionally, and sexually attracted to people of the same-sex. Smacking a dude's a*s, with his consent, and complimenting it doesn't make you gay

That would be what you are hinting.

You would not be offishly homosexual (slanged as gay) until you did this Anti GOD sex!

The Bible dose states that even thinking of it is a sin! 

You just have to ask yourself then did you feel like also going on a date with this guy if so then yes likely to be on the gay side of relationship status!!!???!!!

It doesn't make you gay, but it will give you a broken nose.