Can't see there's much of a them and us divide if Prince Andrew eats at a Pizza restaurant in Woking, can you?

Diana used to take William and Harry to Macdonalds. I am sure many of the Queen's relatives eat at chain restaurants, especially if they have kids. Whether such patronage is enough to save the Pizza Express chain which is going down the pan remains to be seen.

I’ll let you into a secret. He’s never been to Pizza Express in Woking, or anywhere else.

It’s odd how none of the staff can remember HRH The Duke of Nonce visiting.

He described the visit to Woking as memorable and exotic, he didn't try to pretend he ate there.  Let's not kid ourselves, he was busy getting coked up and noncing the teen whore Epstein had trafficked.