How many cats fit into a standard size blender? I have too many cats, and don't want to buy a bigger blender.?

You can get four in there if you really push them down. 

I've seen questions like this on here before and it is usually a joke, but sometimes it's not. If this is not a joke, please take your cats to your local shelter, post an ad on craigslist for them, or even release them into the street where someone will be able to find and help them. If this is a joke, 2 non-cut up but about 6 cut up.

Maybe someone should put him into a blender. You know what that means even if you were joking the thought was there in your mind. You are going to start killing people here soon.

let them eat your rotting body when u die

Not enough. I also use the air fryer. Crispy Critter.