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Festivus time is here. Grievances and beer?

What should the next lines be?

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    Favorite Answer

    Feats of strength!! 💪 

  • 1 year ago

    Diddle wop, and doodle bong, the gang's all here. Let's eat.

    Fiddley dee and fancy free, the band can kiss my feet.

    Your jupiter is in the whole..area of uranus.

    Now pass the potatoes, but cover the peas, flatulence escapes my anus.

  • 1 year ago

    Time to hire Festivus Maximus,Private Roaman Eye.

  • 1 year ago

    Trump in impeached!  Let out a CHEER! 

    Keeping the Festivus Trump theme alive!

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Krampus at the front door. Now your end is near.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 year ago

    I got drunk, but I aint queer.

  • martin
    Lv 6
    1 year ago

    Arrested and you cheered 

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Gather around the pole for feats of strength..

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    What about wrestling?

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