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Tell me your best Yo Mama Jokes. 1 liners, no long drawn out jokes. 1 joke per answer please so I can choose the best answer. Good Luck?

Yo Mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo Mama so fat, she sat on rainbow and skittles popped out.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 year ago
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    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

  • 1 year ago

    Yo momma so fat,  even Dora couldn't explore her. 

    Yo momma so stupid, she stuck two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to  50 Cent. 

    Yo momma so fat,   God said "Let there be Light!"   and asked yo  momma to get the hell out of the way . 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Your mommas so fat, her butt has its own zip code.

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