Do christians still think that thunder is god being angry?

My 8 year old son was not a Christian when he made this remark as we drove along in a lightening storm, with loud thunder rapidly following.

"It's God taking flash photos and grumbling at the results" he chirped.

Honestly - nobody prompted him! (Around 1979.)

I always thought it was Heavenly bowling.

No!

The thunder of darkness is because Satan, your god calls you to hell!

Did Christians ever think that?  :)

No, dear.  You should stop believing God is angry at you.

I think you may be a bit confused. When Yehovah, God the Father, speaks it sounds LIKE thunder.

Yep...it can be, to show us how powerful He can be.

The answer to your stupid question is,no we do not believe that.

That's silly; Christians never thought that. The ancient Greeks and Romans thought thunder came from angry gods.

Christians have a boogeyman they blame everything bad on.

nope...

do atheists believe their family tree is full of monkey's?