Is it true that COVID-19 has been in the US for years but a chemical found only in plastic drinking straws were keeping it from spreading?

No but that was funny. Sounds like something Trump would say.

So, you ran out of themes for masturbating and thought that this could be a good replacement hallucination?

Edit: My IQ is 159. Your is likely single digit.

This is "A" coronavirus like SARS. But not quite the same. Just more lethal, contagious and resembling pneumonia.