Today my therapist was like.........?

I believe it, numb butt. 

**Injects alien jet fuel into your butt, with a sharp and shiny PROBE.**

***Contemplates new name for manic people, too.*** 

Hmmmmm… Space nuts? Numb butts, and space nuts. :-P **Floats in space with youuu.** :D

You have posted this on the RELIGION forum, where it is daily demonstrated that SOME people can believe ANYTHING, with absolutely no testable, repeatable, consistent evidence of the claims.

You might want to check with JAKE, and see if daily recitation of the Rosary will cure depression.

If that doesn't work, try pouring a cup of sweet wine onto a tree, in honour of the Goddess known as MESILASTE EMA.

And if THAT doesn't work, check the Internet for any site dedicated to the God known as PHUQUIORAS.

Mrs. Johnsonhoward is well known in the theraputical field for her shenanigans.

You misheard, she called you numbnut, and based on this question, she was pretty spot on.

"What is a Numbnut?

Noun. numbnuts (plural numbnuts or numbnutses) (chiefly US, slang, derogatory, sometimes humorous, often as a term of address) A slow-witted, unresponsive, or inept person (usually male). Tell numbnuts over there to wake up and pay attention to his work.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/ › wiki

numbnuts - Wiktionary"

Haha, depression is funny.

No I cannot believe it for some reason..... Call me sceptical.