Isn’t it amazing that stores are looted but some things remain untouched  Work-boots condoms and Father’s Day  Cards ever wonder why?

We left the work boots for you but you obviously didn’t need them. We left the condoms for your dad, but I guess it was too late for him to use them! and you can have the Father’s Day card to give to your dad and explain to him that you are sorry you were born.

What are you doing wasting time visiting all the stores and checking out their inventory, don't you have a job?

You can't trade work boots for a rock

Sounds about right. 

What store sells work-boot condoms?