Will you block me?

I might , you never f*ckin know.

Why though. There some I should probably block, but don't bother. Not even that one harassing idiot. So you've hardly presented any reason, let alone a bigger one, for getting blocked more so than those people.

Only if you are vulger or senseless.

OK, I did. Now what?

"VLADIMIR!" I shouted. "What the **** do you think you are doing?"

Vladimir didn't answer but he stopped the jet and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the ******* hell?" I asked angrily.

"Orange?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Vladimir leaned in extra-close and I looked into his commie red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I Vladimir kissed me passionately. Vladimir climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my shirt and I took of his clothes. I even took of my toupee. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my orange body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Obama!