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5 Answers
- Anonymous11 months ago
I might , you never f*ckin know.
- Anonymous11 months ago
Why though. There some I should probably block, but don't bother. Not even that one harassing idiot. So you've hardly presented any reason, let alone a bigger one, for getting blocked more so than those people.
- Anonymous11 months ago
OK, I did. Now what?
- Anonymous11 months ago
"VLADIMIR!" I shouted. "What the **** do you think you are doing?"
Vladimir didn't answer but he stopped the jet and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the ******* hell?" I asked angrily.
"Orange?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Vladimir leaned in extra-close and I looked into his commie red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Vladimir kissed me passionately. Vladimir climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my shirt and I took of his clothes. I even took of my toupee. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my orange body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Obama!