Poll: guinea pigs or fish?

I asked because I want opinions on two of my favorite types of pet.

For me, fish because:

1. They vary. Freshwater, saltwater, brackish, coldwater etc.

2. One can do many biotopes based on other parts of the world and community setups.

3. They come in any color imagineable, depending on what species you get.

4. Fish don't produce much noise, if any.

5. Fish never shed their fur all over the couch.

Guinea pigs because:

1. They're so cute and interactable.

2. The wheeking noise they make is cute 

3. Fish need their tank to be cycled first for a few weeks until adding them. Guinea pigs, on the other hand, are terrestrial animals. Who in the devil's name tests a guinea pig habitat for nitrites?