Is it true the Portland mayor ordered police to quell the riots armed only with pool noodles?

That's what I heard

YES.  The atheist Democrat Mayor is a Antifa member. 

The Republican "tough on crime" and other tough guy nonsense only leads to making the problems worse. Let's show these fed-up people who's boss! Conservatism isn't about solving problems; it's about feeling self-righteous. Conservatives love to have an enemy to hate; it gives them a reason for existing. It is the great conservative scam; conservatism exists to solve the problems conservatism causes. 

Also, nobody has any reason to respect conservative America as the "law and order" people. Trump commits crime after crime, act of treason after act of treason and you all cheer. "it owns the libs". You are NOT the law and order people. The GOP has been spitting on law and order every day of this outrageous presidency. (People who objected to the White House's rampant criminality were snowflakes, of course). Conservatism is the problem. THIS is Trump's America. OWN UP.

Nope