Does anyone else HATE "select-a-size" paper towels as much as I do? ?

They are only good if you have tiny girl hands.

No, those don't bother me.

You seem in immediate need of psychological counsel.  You "hate" a G-D paper towel?  That's severely bent.  It must be a real drag being such a loser, with nothing else to do but blow a gasket over something so trivial.    

Oh, look: World-Class A$$hole & his bum-bud are back again.  Maybe the smaller towels don't wipe up all the semen shot on their faces?   

Actually, no. I must admit that I thought they were the dumbest thing I'd ever seen when they came out. Silly me.

Their sizing methods are adequate, but I find the assortment of prints to be lacking. I don't want lemons and flowers on my paper towels. I want robots, historical figures, and various woodland creatures dressed up as if they were human.

I like them, because I often don't need the full size and they're a money saver.