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a squirrel keeps stealing fruit from my tree. how do you stop him?

Update:

the person who said they had a .308, do you have a .50 bmg

Update 2:

how do i award top answer

Update 3:

i got the fruit and ate it today (they are persimmons )

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  • Rick
    Lv 7
    7 months ago
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    I've got a .308 with a scope, it would be overkill, but effective ...........

    added:  No, but I know where I can borrow one ........................

  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Kick him in his nuts. As far as "stealing" I do not think that a squirrel knows the concept.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    repeller

              

  • 7 months ago

    You can't stop a squirrel from eating fruit from your tree. I guess you could trap it and relocate it, but you can't legally kill it.

  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    If you don't sell them 

    Let him steal

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    Call the squirrel police and have him arrested, lol.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    There isn't much you can do about it, You could leave a few nuts at the bottom of the tree and hope he eats that and leaves the fruit alone.

  • 7 months ago

    I will loan you some of our neighborhood tomcats.   They are the feline hit men around here.   

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