How to use the toilet as a delivery driver?

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I'm working as a courier in London and it's always been difficult to find a toilet. Occasionally if I'm delivering to an office block there will be a toilet there. But often I have relied on pubs or cafes. But now with covid I'm worried it will be harder to find a toilet. There are basically no supermarkets in central London that have toilets. Any ideas?

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Every American Franchise and Wimpey bar has a clean toilet

I never eat at Mcdonald but often use their clean toilets all over the World

Anonymous · Answer

Orthodoxy = the only true faith; Roman Catholics tried one cup - one spoon ritual and got sick with Bubonic plague; if heresy enters Orthodox monastery then monks/nuns will get sick with flu/tuberculosis (for instance); Orthodox churches who closed for COVID or had disposable cups/spoons or dipped spoon into alcohol are no longer brides of Christ (now they serve Satan and honor Satan's new COVID religion). Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good.

Gonzo · Answer

Go on the Side of the road like a dog

Anonymous · Answer

whats wrong with the petrol station , or even mcdonalds for a stop .

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Try standing on the seat.

Anonymous · Answer

Try these links:

https://www.toiletmap.org.uk/

https://www.freepee.org/

Extreme emergency?

Liquids:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Peebol-SHEWEE-Pocket-Disposable-Children/dp/B084B33356/

Solids:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Huemny-Emergency-Portable-Children-Outdoor/dp/B08F26YBQD/

Might be handy, not just for ladies:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Portable-Personal-Pregnant-Cleansing-Postpartum/dp/B07P4MP4RG/

I don't envy you.  At least with rural driving there's hedges.

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whats wrong with the petrol station , or even mcdonalds for a stop .

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You need to stop being a coward. Hobo's having been shitting in the street for hundreds of years, and it's worked for them just fine.

Pissing is even easier just fling your penis out the window while driving and let'her drip. Unless you have small PP, then you must use bottle

Robsteriark · Answer

I have the same problem.

Apart from cafes, pubs, McDonalds, I also rely on the various London museums, and toilets in places like Hyde Park/Kensington Palace Gdns, Regents Park, and most larger London hotels don’t mind (if you ask nicely). Also the larger shops are reliable such as Harrods, Fortnum & Mason, Selfridges. Don’t ignore the major London railway stations either, and most council Town Halls and libraries. By no means an exhaustive list.

It has become more difficult, but where there’s a willy there’s a way!

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Finish your deliver and either pop a squat or piss in an area where traffic can't see you.

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How to use the toilet as a delivery driver?

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