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Anonymous asked in SportsFootballScottish Football · 6 months ago

Maggie the goldfish died?

I want to give my goldfish a proper funeral, how do I have a proper buriel for Maggie without it looking lame? 

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    Decorations around "Christmas tree" used to be human intestines; then they were changed to animal intestines; then to just regular decorations that you see today. On top of “Christmas tree” is 5sided star of Satan (antichrist's star is 6sided).

    Jeremiah 10:1-5:

    Hear ye the word which the Lord speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:

    Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

    For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

    They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

    They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Don't waste perfectly good fish. Dip in a batter mix and fry, serve with chips. Traditional fish and chips, yum. 

  • James
    Lv 5
    6 months ago

    Build a floating funeral pyre out of popsicle sticks and twigs. Light it up then send your fishy away on a body of water

  • 6 months ago

    Maggie weighs about .007 ounces, so burial will be quickly finished. Write a short note about what you enjoyed about Maggie ala the way she swam in circles, sometimes fast, often slow and how you found this swim technique quite calming in life's stressful times. Get a tiny sand shovel or spoon. Dig a hole in your yard and place Maggie in it with the note on top. Play I Will Remember You by Amy Grant as you bury little Maggie. You can also substitute the dirt burial with flushing Maggie in the toilet. 

    R.I.P 

    Maggie 

    2020 - 2020

    You are in our hearts forever

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