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Does God laugh?
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- 3 months agoFavorite Answer
God does not laugh because God is not a person. God is expression:
God IS the laughter!
That's why it's wrong to make fun of other people. That's the wrong kind of laughter.
- robert2020Lv 73 months ago
Well, the Old Testament God, seems pretty serious to me. Though I see Christ making a joke, now and then. Can't be serious, if you're talking to peasents.
Source(s): The OT shows God when he was young. The NT show God, after he grew up, when 'he got religion'. --Mark Twain. www.twainquotes,com - Anonymous3 months ago
Yes my god Laughs at the idiots that Blow themselves and expect 72 Virgins in Paradice there is No Paradice only My Gods heaven
- Anonymous3 months ago
God likes to laugh when he should cry because there is more than one side of thing.
- Anonymous3 months ago
He Laughs when we try to call him names because he is in heaven and we are on earth
- Saad MLv 53 months ago
God the All Creator created even laughter, but God prefers useful and ethical laughter.
- 3 months ago
"Professing themselves wise they became fools" (Romans 1:22)?
"The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord taunts them" (Psalm 2:4)!
"But You, O LORD, laugh at them; You scoff at all the nations" (Psalm 59:8)!
"But the Lord just laughs, for He sees their day of judgment coming" (Psalm 37:13)!
- 3 months ago
God has created the knowledge, skills, feelings, emotions, interests and everything in the form of spirits. Therefore I think God laughs.
God doesn't watch each and every human being at the same time and cannot live with each and everyone to guide them. These works are done by the spirits. God had created different kinds of spirits for various purposes. He had made the spirits to watch, guide and determine the destiny of the human beings from their daily activities, talks and thoughts too. Your past determines your present and your present determines your future. God has given freewill to all creatures including human beings. According to this, all human beings have all right to live a life as they wish. But if it happens to be bad and hurts someone, they have to face the consequences. These consequences are created by spirits. It's a natural system. After death no one lives in any form. Heaven and hell are only for spirits, not for human beings. God is a mystery even to the spirits. Spirits are not eternal beings but their lifetime is long. Spirits are separate elements. A human being during his/her lifetime is living with many spirits which have joined one by one since birth. They are knowledge, skills, feelings, emotions, interests and everything. Further there will be always some spirits with you on behalf of your parents, friends and relatives. Only these spirits make you remember them in a certain situations. All of these spirits are your consciousnesses and memories. Even thoughts are not your own. For example, when you want to take a decision on a subject, one after another the spirits think and you just listen, choose or reject the ideas which they transmit to your mind through your brain in the form of thoughts. Brain is just a media to connect the spirits to your mind. A mind is just a computer's mind. A mind is you. After the destruction of a computer completely you will not get its mind. The same is the case with the human beings. A human being doesn't have a spiritual body. Soul is nothing but an energy needed for the functionality of a body. It is not a spirit or anything else. A body's functionality is based on the auto mechanism. After death all spirits which accompanied a person quit and go to different places searching new bodies. No one lives after death in any form. All human beings are just robots made of flesh and bones and toys of the spirits for their games.
- Anonymous3 months ago
Yes. Off hand here’s a couple of things He’s said to me that made me laugh. He definitely has a high-brow sense of humour.
I asked “Why do you let stupid people have drivers licenses?”He answered “If I didn’t no one would be driving.”Another time I whined about being overweight... “Pleeease help me with my weight problem!”He answered me “Are you complaining because you have too much to eat?”Scripture says He laughs at the wicked and their schemes. No doubt He’s laughing all the time.
- Anonymous3 months ago
Seriously? Have you taken a good look at the platypus?
- Green PuffinLv 73 months ago
Apparently when it rains it's God peeing on all the gullible fools that believe in any form of religion LOL