would you rather have a horse or a lava lamp?

Lava lamp - I don't have to feed and it won't crap all over the place

Well, I have a lava lamp but no horse and I intend to keep it that way. 

I'll take the horse any day. It's eye-candy AND a free ride.

Take the horse, sell it then buy a couple lava lamps and some other things.

Let's see. A horse is expensive and can't even lie down without crushing itself with its own body weight. They bite and they kick ...granted a kick in the face could improve some people's looks, but not mine.

I don't want hay bales in my yard unless it's Halloween. I'll take the pretty jar full of radioactive chemicals.

A horse, of course, of course.

A horse. A great, new-wave, Hesperian death horse.

I want a lava lamp I can turn on

I rather have a brown or white horse!