Is buying a house in wheeling, West Virginia and relying on internet commerce business worth it if we can't change the direction of Wheeling?

I always figured that you had somebody else power the computer on for you when you want to troll here because I find it really hard to believe that you're capable of doing it on your own. As for making a living online, give it a try, but I guarantee you'll starve. If you need a job, look into doing something more suitable to your level of intelligence like picking up elephant droppings in a circus or something like that. And you wouldn't survive five minutes in Wheeling anyway. 

Houses are for grown ups.