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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

Why doesn't this match work!?  It worked a minute ago!!?

Update:

Its an old Bazooka Joe one liner.

Can you remember others?

And did you buy the fake chest hair and x-ray glasses?

Update 2:

Ellen said Laughing Booby sure did.

Update 3:

:D :D :D

Update 4:

I dunno about Fat Bahstid. He and I arent exactly mates. Yea

But he really is a fat bah-stid.

Update 5:

And whatever happened to Fred Flintstone?  Yea. Spooky in't it? ~O___o`

Update 6:

Okay, I don't have a question.

EXCEPT DID YOU  buy the fake chest hair?   and/or the X-Ray Glasses,  Captain Wan`ker? 

(I SWEAR his name really is Wan'ker.  Peter Wan'ker, to be exact.   *extends...hand!  :D

Update 7:

Wolud anyone else care to join this conversation?

Update 8:

LAUGHING BOOBY: I doo! I doo...wait, ew. I DO see the light! :D

UPTON BITME: It's okay! INSIDE the rubber vomit was more rubber vomit.

ELIZABETH: You told me to keep drinking coffee so I'd heal (from 'symptomless' covid, I couldnt taste). Now I can taste. You rock! I love how intelligent you are. Thanks! :)

POLLY! You're a treasure :D ..I hope you didnt buy all those matches individually; they also come in a 2-pack!

BIG KAHUNA: You funny! :D Yes, the biggest disappointment of boyhood

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  • Taint No Thang
    Lv 4
    2 months ago
    Favorite Answer

    I bought my first rubber vomit from the Johnson Smith catalog back in ''69 or '70.  I couldn't afford the x-ray specs.

  • Laughing BOY
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You need to SEE the LIGHT..... BABY!!!........😂😂😂😂

  • Elizabeth
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Because she finally saw your face when the lights came up in the nightclub ... 

  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I couldn't work it out either,so I did a search on e-bay to purchase a lighter, but all I got was 48,500 matches

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Light another match to relight the first one with.

    Source(s): I had the X-RAY SPECs.They were junk.
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