Would you rather have a #2 pencil, or a pack of Juicyfruit gum?

I'll take the Juicy Fruit.   #2 pencils aren't that great, I like a softer lead.   The older I get, the more I appreciate darker letters.

Juicyfruit gum. I would only rather have a #2 pencil if I was a mathematician,  and constipated.

Give me the gum please.  Who needs pencils when you can use a tablet or iphone to text and keep notes.  

Gum!           

juicy fruit but big red is best