Should Harry & Meghan have a 'proper' interview with someone like Andrew Neil?

I can just see it now

Oprah Winfrey............Pray tell has the baby shat itself right up its back yet  Meg

Meghan Windsor .........Yeah I get Harry Hewitt to change it if its really reeking Winney

Wonder what they said when someone asked them if the baby shat up its back yet... I'd personally interview them for a fee tho and ask that question... 

Err... I am not black.. No a billionaire and my name ain't Oprah.. That was my question to be asked to the person above or below whichever position u see urself in this question... Im making a point.. That all babies Shyte up their backs.. Sometimes right up to their bloody necks.. Why so is that baby more special than everyone else's babies... 

Folk have died.. Folk have lost their damn jobs and livin in a land that is reminiscent of 1940s Germany... I went to the shop to get tampons fkin tampons ffs in an empty shop and got bawled out for forgetting a fkin facemask.. Yelled at like a 5 year eld that put a fork into a plug socket or pissed in a fireplace as if I'm diseased like typhoid Mary or a plague carrier.. Then u get them 2 fkin millionaire imbeciles that have folk run to their beck and call bobbing and curtsey them demanding more cash while we are in austerity... They don't even live here!!!!! That's the point of my answer.. 

How do you 'prove' you've previously been suicidal?