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? asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 month ago

Q: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Joe Biden are all on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

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  • 1 month ago

    ROFL....the answer, you guys....IS AMERICA!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Hillary and Bernie die of a heart attack and Joe would take the floatation device for himself.

    Joe would then die later in the hospital of exposure.

    Putin would then be seen on TV laughing at the stupid, out-of-shape Americans.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Exxon Mobile. That's easy.

  • 1 month ago

    They all live.

    They use Hillary as a flotation device.

    Hillary=weighs as much as a duck..therefor made of wood AND a witch.

    They can use her to make a campfire when they make landfall.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Hillary Clinton.  

    Bernie Sanders would probably try to save everyone being left on the boat and Joe Biden would probably let Hillary go first leaving him on the boat.

  • Dementia Donnie'[s bloated fat carcass is used as a life raft & everybody survives! 

  • 1 month ago

    No sir. Three great Americans.

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